when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u


(Source: postllimit)




wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.

So you’re saying it has layers?


chicken nuggets are so important

nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

I need to write this on every wall of my room.  (via honey-teaa)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle)

Not everyone you lose is a loss.

(via po3tree)

(Source: starlate)

me: *looks at picture of carl barat*
me: why u gotta do dis

It’s really hard being this angry all the time

I hate Matty Healy so much. I can’t even watch tonight’s Never Mind the Buzzcocks. I want to scream every time I see his face. He is such a disgusting misogynistic waste of space.